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Lexophile Axioms


* A bicycle can't stand-alone; it is two tired.
 
* A will is a dead giveaway.
 
* Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
 
* A backward poet writes inverse
 
* In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
 
* A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
 
* If you don't pay your exorcist, you can get repossessed.
 
* With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
 
* Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
 
* When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
 
* The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
 
* A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
 
* You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
 
* Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.
 
* He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
 
* A calendar's days are numbered.
 
* A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
 
* A boiled egg is hard to beat.
 
* He had a photographic memory, which was never developed.
 
* A plateau is a high form of flattery.
 
* The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
 
* Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
 
* When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
 
* If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
 
* When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
 
* Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
 
* Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
 
* Acupuncture: a jab well done.
 
* Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.
 
* It is better to have loved a short woman than never to have loved a tall.





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