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Famous Sexual Quotes

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b*tch." --Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody neeked." -- Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart





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