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Prison Or Work

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat

IN PRISON... they allow your family and friends to visit
AT WORK... you can't even speak to your family

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens
AT WORK... they are called managers

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