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1. DOOHICKEY:
A. Female........Any part under a car's hood.
B. Male..........The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
A. Female........Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
B. Male..........Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
A. Female........The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. !
B. Male..........Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
A. Female........A desire to get married and raise a family.
B. Male..........Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
A. Female........A good movie, concert, play or book.
B. Male..........Anything that can be done while drinking.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
A. Female........An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
B. Male..........A source of entertainment, self-expression & male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
A. Female........The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
B. Male..........Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up naked.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
A. Female........A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
B. Male..........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.

9. FOOTBALL (fut-bol) n.
A. Female........An annoying 6 month long competition for a partners attention.
B. Male..........6 months off from spending time with what's her name





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