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Hate Your Job?

When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. Take out the package insert that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested."

Have a nice day and remember, there is always someone with a worse job than yours.





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