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Suicide Notes of Some Famous People


And so I leave this world, where the heart must either break or turn to lead.--Suicide note.-- Nicolas-Sebastien Chamfort, French writer, d. 1794
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Frances and Courtney, I'll be at your altar. Please keep going Courtney, for Frances for her life will be so much happier without me. I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU.--Suicide note. -- Kurt Cobain, musician, d. April 8, 1994
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Goodbye, everybody!--Last words as he jumped off the cruise ship "Orizaba." (His body was never found.) -- Hart Crane, poet, d. April 27, 1932
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To my friends: My work is done. Why wait?
--Suicide note.--George Eastman, inventor, d. March 14, 1932
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Goodbye, my friend, goodbye
My love, you are in my heart.
It was preordained we should part
And be reunited by and by.

Goodbye: no handshake to endure.
Let's have no sadness -- furrowed brow.
There's nothing new in dying now
Though living is no newer.

--Written in his own blood, and given to a friend the day before he hanged himself.
--Sergei Esenin, Russian poet, d. Dec. 28, 1925
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When all usefulness is over, when one is assured of an unavoidable and imminent death, it is the simplest of human rights to choose a quick and easy death in place of a slow and horrible one. -- Suicide note. -- Charlotte Perkins Gilman, writer, d. August 17, 1935 (As an advocate for the right-to-die, Gilman committed suicide on August 17, 1935 by taking an overdose of dhloroform. She "chose chloroform over cancer.")
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Lets see if this will do it. -- Accidental suicide as he shot himself with a blank-loaded pistol on the set of TV spy show "Cover Up." The concussion forced a chunk of his skull into his brain; he died six days later. -- Jon Erik Hexum, actor, d. October 18, 1984
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All fled--all done, so lift me on the pyre;
The feast is over, and the lamps expire.
Suicide note. -- Robert E. Howard, writer, d. June 11, 1936
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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first - an attempted suicide. -- Shot herself during broadcast. -- Chris Chubbuck, newscaster, d. July 15, 1974
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Don't worry, it's not loaded. -- Suicide playing Russian roulette. -- Terry Kath, rock musician, d. January 23, 1978
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They tried to get me - I got them first!
Suicide by drinking Lysol. -- Vachel Lindsay, poet, d. December 4, 1931
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I must end it. There's no hope left. I'll be at peace. No one had anything to do with this. My decision totally. -- Suicide note. -- Freddie Prinze, comedian, d. January 29, 1977
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Dear World, I am leaving you because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool - good luck. -- Suicide note. -- George Sanders, British actor, d. April 25, 1972
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When I am dead, and over me bright April
Shakes out her rain drenched hair,
Tho you should lean above me broken hearted,
I shall not care.

For I shall have peace.
As leafey trees are peaceful
When rain bends down the bough.
And I shall be more silent and cold hearted
Than you are now.

-- Suicide note to her lover who left her. -- Sara Teasdale, poet, d. 1933
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"Football Season Is Over."

No More Games. No More Bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun for anybody. 67. You are getting Greedy. Act your old age. Relax This won't hurt. -- Hunter left the note for his wife, Anita. He shot himself four days later at his home in Aspen, Colo., after weeks of pain from a host of physical problems that included a broken leg and a hip replacement. -- Hunter S. Thompson, author, d. 20 February, 2005. -- The writer's ashes were blown into the sky in Woody Creek, Colo., amid fireworks on Aug. 20.
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To Harald, may God forgive you and forgive me too but I prefer to take my life away and our baby's before I bring him with shame or killing him, Lupe.
Suicide note. -- Lupe Velez, actress, d. December 13, 1944
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The future is just old age and illness and pain.... I must have peace and this is the only way. -- Suicide note. -- James Whale, film director, d. May 29, 1957
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I don't believe that people should take their own lives without deep and thoughtful reflection over a considerable period of time. -- Suicide note. -- Wendy O. Williams, punk rock performer, d. April 6, 1998
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I feel certain that I'm going mad again. I feel we can't go thru another of those terrible times. And I shan't recover this time. I begin to hear voices -- Suicide note -- Virginia Woolf, author, d. March 28, 1941




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