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Quotes & Wisdumb From The Stars


I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Don't tell anyone. I'm supposed to be dumb. - Former supermodel Helena Christensen admits she can speak six languages

I'm not handsome in the classical sense. The eyes droop, the mouth is crooked, the teeth aren't straight, the voice sounds like a mafioso pallbearer. - Sylvester Stallone

I have everything I had twenty years ago - except now it's all lower. - Gypsy Rose Lee

Never believe in mirrors or newspapers. -Tom Stoppard

Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis

It is useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office. - Shirley MacLaine

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. - Linda Furney





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