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What has recording alone taught you?


"Q: "What has recording alone taught you?"
Paul McCartney: "That to make your own decisions about what you do is easy, and playing with yourself is very difficult but satisfying."

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."”

“Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.”

"I think that 'Clueless' was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness." – Alicia Silverstone!

"A wok is what you throw at a wabbit." unknown

"RENTAL CAR: The only *TRUE* all-terrain vehicle". --known - but unidentified





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