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Our Town Is So Small


Our city limits signs are both on the same post!

The City jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell

The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch

The 7-11 is a 3 1/2 - 5 1/2

The one-block-long Main Street dead ends in both directions

The phone book has only one page

There's nothing doing every minute

The ZIP code was a fraction

Second Street is in the next town over

There's no place to go that you shouldn't

A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes

The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog

The New Year's baby was born in October





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