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If I could use one word to describe myself, it would be Team Player.

My resume speaks for itself so I will not burden you with words.

I have organized and conducted community service and missionary positions.

I work an additional 10-15 minutes per week to perform administrative responsibilities promptly and accurately.

I am interested in the Financial Analyst position. I currently work at Rustys Camper Emporium as the parking attendant.

I have attended Champions School of Real Estate, because I am a champion.

I can think and act simultaneously under intense pressure.

I am known and respected in New York City and surrounding area.

Although my grades are not the highest, I possess the ability to grasp difficult concepts rather quickly most of the time.

I am looking forward to further discussing my qualifications and how I can be an asset to your company. Please contact me at bigassbooty@ifailmail.com anytime.





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