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1. In 2004 the Minnesota Timberwolves offered Latrell Sprewell a $21 million contract extension. The three year extension was famously rejected by Spree with these words, "I have a family to feed."

He played out his contract, having the worst statistical year of his career, and then never played in the NBA again.

2. David Beckham - When asked if he was a volatile player, the response came: "Well, I can play in the centre, on the right, and occasionally on the left side."

3. Boxer Alan Minter - "Sure, there have been injuries and deaths in boxing—but none of them serious. "

4. Ron Meyer - "It isn't like I came down from Mount Sinai with the tabloids."

5. Baseballer Andre Dawson - “I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I want all the kids to copulate me.”

6. Basketballer Scotty Pippen - "He's one of the best power forwards of all time. I take my hands off to him."





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