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Drinking Quotes


Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker. - Author: Ogden Nash 1902-1971, American Humorous Poet

It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman to be magnificent in a drawing-room when her faculties have departed but she herself has not yet gone home. - Author: James Thurber 1894-1961, American Humorist, Illustrator

Sometimes too much drink is barely enough. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody. - Author: Mark Twain 1835-1910, American Humorist, Writer

Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder! - Author: Source Unknown

At the punch-bowl's brink, let the thirsty think, what they say in Japan: first the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man! - Author: Edward Rowland Sill

I'm not so think as you drunk I am. - Author: John Squire

Wine is bottled poetry. - Author: Robert Louis Stevenson 1850-1895, Scottish Essayist, Poet, Novelist

No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king! - Author: Eliza ''Mother'' Stewart





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