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Quotes About Work

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. Whats the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe youd get a pulse. - Dennis Miller

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Doing nothing is very hard to doyou never know when youre finished. - Leslie Nielsen

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning youre on the job. - Slappy White

I only go to work on days that dont end in a y. - Robert Paul

Its just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

A good rule of thumb is if youve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, youve made a serious vocational error. - Dennis Miller

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K Jerome

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