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* If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills.

* If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains .

* If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.

* If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it.

* If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time.

* If you can overlook when people take things out on you when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong .

* If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.

* If you can face the world without lies and deceit.

* If you can conquer tension without medical help.

* If you can relax without liquor.

* If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.

* If you can do all these things

Then . . . .

You are probably the family dog.




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