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Quotes About Age & Aging



"After thirty, a body has a mind of its own." - Bette Midler

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you dont mind, it doesnt matter." - Satchel Paige

"I have everything I had twenty years ago, only its all a little bit lower." - Gypsy Rose Lee

"One keeps on forgetting old age up to the very brink of the grave." - Colette

"Old age is no place for sissies." - Bette Davis

"I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate." - Lady Nancy Astor

"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age." - Lucille Ball

"If I were younger, I'd know more." - James Barrie





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