» HOME » CROSSKIT.COM » Jokes / One Liners

CrossKit.com : Jokes/One Liners


Category: Seniors
Reader Rating: 3.00
Contributor: admin
Views: 318


Rate This Item


Hilarious

Good

Average

Poor

Nasty
Three Elderly Sisters


Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts one foot in a pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she yells out, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then replies, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."




Share This Item:   StumbleUpon   del.icio.us   Reddit   Bookmark4You   digg   Furl   Spurl   Simpy   YahooMyWeb


Email this item to a friend

Your email address:
Your friends address:
Recieve updates in your email.    

 



 

 

PUZZLES
PARTNERS
CROSSKIT.COM