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Tax time


I filed my 2010 tax return and expected a refund; instead, I am now being audited!

In response to the question: "Number of dependents?"

I replied: "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployable lazy bastards; the entire cast of the Jerry Springer Show; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; 300,000 leftovers from Katrina; half of Mexico; and hundreds more in the U.S. House and Senate".

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer?!?!





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