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Winston Churchill Quotes


* - A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.

* - A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

* - Everyone has his day and some days last longer than others.

* - He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.

* - History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.

* - I like a man who grins when he fights.

* - I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

* - I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly.

* - If you're going through hell, keep going.

* - In those days he was wiser than he is now; he used to frequently take my advice.

* - It's a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.

* - Kites rise highest against the wind - not with it.

* - Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on.

* - Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

* - Never, never, never give up.

* - Personally I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.

* - The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

* - The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity.

* - There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result.

* - We all are worms, but I do believe I am a glow worm.

* - When you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

* - When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.  




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