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You Might Be From A Blue State If:

* - For breakfast you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin over grits.

* - Instead of referring to two or more people as "Yall" you call them "you guys" even if both of them are women.

* - None of your fur coats are homemade.

* - You don't even have ONE can of WD 40 somewhere around the house.

* - You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.

* - You don't know any women with male names (Jimmie, Bobbie, Johnnie, Tommi).

* - You don't know anyone with at least two first names (Joe Bob, Faye Ellen, Billy Rae, Mary Jo, etc).

* - You don't know what a moon pie is.

* - You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.

* - You have never drank an RC Cola.

* - You have never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.

* - You have never eaten okra, whether fried, boiled or pickled.

* - You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun n knife show.

* - You have no idea what a polecat is.

* - You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside".

* - You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY spicy.

* - You think more money should go to scientific research at your state university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.

* - You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side of the road.

* - You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to get his own TV fishing show. 




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