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Famous Last Words


* - I'll get a world record for this.

* - It's fireproof.

* - He's probably just hibernating.

* - What does this button do?

* - I'm making a citizen's arrest.

* - So, you're a cannibal.

* - It's probably just a rash.

* - Are you sure the power is off?

* - Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

* - The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

* - Pull the pin and count to what?

* - Which wire was I supposed to cut?

* - I wonder where the mother bear is.

* - I've seen this done on TV.

* - These are the good kind of mushrooms.

* - I'll hold it, and you light the fuse.

* - Let it down slowly.

* - Rat poison only kills rats.

* - Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.

* - It's strong enough for both of us.

* - This doesn't taste right.

* - I can make this light before it changes.

* - Nice doggie.

* - I can do that with my eyes closed.

* - I've done this before.

* - Trust me

* - Well, we've made it this far.

* - That's odd.

* - You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?

* - Don't be so superstitious.

* - Now watch this.

* - What duck? 




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