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Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "its Thursday." And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let's have a beer."


A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown an him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."


80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough."


OLD IS WHEN.....your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefooted.  

OLD IS WHEN.....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.  

OLD IS WHEN.....going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

OLD IS WHEN.....you don't care where your spouse goes, just al long as you don't have to go along.

OLD IS WHEN.....you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

OLD IS WHEN.....getting a little action" means there's no need to take any fiber today.

OLD IS WHEN.....getting lucky" is when you find your car in the parking lot.

OLD IS WHEN.....an "all-nighter" means not getting up to go to the bathroom.





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