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Airplane Maintenance
"Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacementSolution: Almost replaced left inside main tire
Problem: Test flight OK, except autoland very roughSolution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft
Problem: #2 Propeller seeping prop fluidSolution: #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage
Problem: Something loose in cockpitSolution: Something tightened in cockpit
Problem: Evidence of leak on right main landing gearSolution: Evidence removed
Problem: DME volume unbelievably loudSolution: Volume set to more believable level
Problem: Dead bugs on windshieldSolution: Live bugs on order
Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descentSolution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground
Problem: IFF inoperativeSolution: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode (IFF-Identification Friend or Foe)
Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stickSolution: That's what they're there for
Problem: Number three engine missingSolution: Engine found on right wing after brief search
Problem: Aircraft handles funnySolution: Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious
Problem: Target Radar humsSolution: Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics
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