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1975 Versus Today
1975: Long hair
Today: Longing for hair

1975: KEG
Today: EKG

1975: Acid rock
Today: Acid reflux

1975: Moving to California because it's cool
Today: Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1975: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
Today: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor

1975: Seeds and stems
Today: Roughage

1975: Hoping for a BMW
Today: Hoping for a BM

1975: Going to a new, hip joint
Today: Receiving a new hip joint

1975: Rolling Stones
Today: Kidney Stones

1975: Screw the system
Today: Upgrade the system

1975: Disco
Today: Costco

1975: Parents begging you to get your hair cut.
Today: Children begging you to get their heads shaved

1975: Passing the drivers' test
Today: Passing the vision test

1975: Whatever
Today: Depends

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