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Murphy's Laws On Children

* The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning.

* For a child to become clean, something else must become dirty.

* Toys multiply to fill any space available.

* The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less your child will like it.

* Yours is always the only child who doesn't behave.

* If the shoe fits - it's expensive.

* The surest way to get something done is to tell a child not to do it.

* The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet.

* Backing the car out of the driveway causes your child to have to go to the bathroom.

* The more challenging the child, the more rewarding it is to be a parent - sometimes.