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True Or False?

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false? Answers are below.

* Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

* Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.

* A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.

* People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.

* When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!

* Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.

* Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.

* Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.

* The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.

* The toothbrush was invented in 1498.

* The average housefly lives for one month.

* 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

* A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.

* The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.

* Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.

* Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.

* The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.

* The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.

* John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."

* Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.

* In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.

* Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.

* The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.

* Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.

* Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.

* If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all TRUE ... Now go back and think about the spider!!!

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