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Some people think football is a matter of life and deathI can assure them it is much more serious than that. (Bill Shankly)

Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing. (Vince Lombardi)

Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, and disregard of all the rules. (George Orwell)

Serious sport is war minus the shooting. (George Orwell)

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Emo Philips)

Remember, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. (Darrin Weinberg)

Modern rugby players like to get their retaliation in first. (Kim Fletcher)