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Quotes on "Social Behavior"
It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. (Jerome K. Jerome)

Always acknowledge a fault frankly. This will throw those in authority off guard and allow you opportunity to commit more. (Mark Twain)

When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite. (Winston Churchill)

I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. (Groucho Marx)

I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member. (Groucho Marx)

Those are my principals, if you don't like them....I have others." (Groucho Marx)

All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. (Alexander Woollcott)

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. (Mark Twain)

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