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Medicine Versus Sports

Former college basketball coach Abe Lemmons made the following observations concerning the differences between doctors and coaches.

Doctors can bury their mistakes:

Coaches still have theirs on scholarships.

Finish last in your league and they call you an idiot:Finish last in medical school and they call you a doctor.

Just once I'd like to see the win-loss records of doctors right out front where people can see them: Won ten, Lost three, Tied two.