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Clever Romantic Rhyme Contest

These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line . . . .

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you, because I was pissed

I thought that I could love no otherUntil, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embraceBut don't take that paper bag off of your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling you lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreamingThat's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way

My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?Two parts vodka, one part lime.