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God is Watching

A burglar is breaking into a home, and as he comes into the living room he hears: "God is watching you."

Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says: "What is your name?"

The bird replies, "Moses."

The burglar laughs and says: "What kind of an idiot names their parrot Moses?"

And the bird replies, "The same idiot who named his Rottweiler, God."