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Golf Truisms

The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing.

Everyone replaces his divot after a perfect approach shot.

It's not a gimme if you're still away.

A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.

Golf balls are like eggs. They're white. They're sold by the dozen. And you need to buy fresh ones each week.

If your opponent has trouble remembering whether he shot a six or a seven, he probably shot an eight (or worse).

If you want to hit a 7 iron as far as Tiger Woods does, simply try to lay up just short of a water hazard.