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You've Been Out of College Too Long When..
- Your potted plants stay alive.
- 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
- You carry an umbrella.
- You watch the Weather Channel.
- Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
- You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
- You're the one calling the police because those kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
- You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
- Sleeping on the couch is a no-no.
- You no longer take naps from noon to 6:00 p.m.
- Dinner and a movie: The *whole* date instead of the beginning of one.
- MTV News is no longer your primary source of information.
- You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ho-Ho's.
- Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
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