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Olde "Burma Shave" Roadway Signs!

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOWOUT SO FARIT MAY GO HOMEIN ANOTHER CAR.Burma Shave

TRAINS DON'T WANDERALL OVER THE MAP'CAUSE NOBODY SITSIN THE ENGINEER'S LAPBurma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSHBY MISTAKESHE THOUGHT IT WASHER HUSBAND JAKEBurma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEADTO GAIN A MINUTEYOU NEED YOUR HEADYOUR BRAINS ARE IN ITBurma Shave

DROVE TOO LONGDRIVER SNOOZINGWHAT HAPPENED NEXTIS NOT AMUSINGBurma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDERLET'S REHEARSEALL TOGETHERGOOD MORNING, NURSEBurma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDERTO HER RECKLESS DEARLET'S HAVE LESS BULLAND A LITTLE MORE STEERBurma Shave

SPEED WAS HIGHWEATHER WAS NOTTIRES WERE THINX MARKS THE SPOTBurma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDEOF PAUL FOR BEERLED TO A WARMERHEMISPHEREBurma Shave

AROUND THE CURVELICKETY-SPLITBEAUTIFUL CARWASN'T IT?Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICENO MATTER HOW NEWTHE BEST SAFETY DEVICEIN THE CAR IS YOUBurma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVESA CAR WIDE OPENIS NOT THINKIN'HE'S JUST HOPIN'Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONSLOOK EACH WAYA HARP SOUNDS NICEBUT IT'S HARD TO PLAYBurma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEELEYES ON THE ROADTHAT'S THE SKILLFULDRIVER'S CODEBurma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVESWHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKINGDEPENDS ON YOUTO DO HIS THINKINGBurma Shave

CAR IN DITCHDRIVER IN TREETHE MOON WAS FULLAND SO WAS HE.Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONETAKE IT SLOWLET OUR LITTLESHAVERS GROWBurma Shave