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Famous Curses

May your every wish be granted. - Ancient Chinese Curse 



May your left ear wither and fall into your right pocket. - Arab Curse 



May those that love us, love us; 

and to those that don't love us, 

May God turn their hearts; 

and if He doesn't turn their hearts, 

may He turn their ankles 

so we'll know them by their limping.

- - - Old Irish Toast 



May you wander over the face of the earth forever, never sleep twice in the same bed, never drink water twice from the same well, and never cross the same river twice in a year. - Traditional Gypsy Curse