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Women
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. [Wendy Liebman]
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. [Erma Bombeck]
If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. [Sue Grafton]
I'm not going to vacuum 'till Sears makes one you can ride on. [Roseanne Barr]
I think - therefore I'm single. [Lizz Winstead]
"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." [Elayne Boosler]
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." [Maryon Pearson]
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." [Gilda Radner]
"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." [Gloria Steinhem]
"Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry." [Gloria Steinhem]
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