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The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision. - Edwin Meese My ignorance of science is such that if anyone mentioned copper nitrate I should think he was talking about policemen's overtime. - Frederick Donald Coggan

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. - Tommy Cooper

"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." - Mayor Marion Barry

"When I sell liquor, it's called bootlegging; when my patrons serve it on Lake Shore Drive, it's called hospitality." - Al Capone

"The police are not here to create disorder. The police are here to preserve disorder." - Mayor Richard Daley