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Olde 'Burma Shave' Roadway Signs

DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOWOUT SO FARIT MAY GO HOMEIN ANOTHER CAR.  Burma Shave

TRAINS DON'T WANDERALL OVER THE MAP'CAUSE NOBODY SITSIN THE ENGINEER'S LAP   Burma Shave

SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSHBY MISTAKESHE THOUGHT IT WASHER HUSBAND JAKE  Burma Shave

DON'T LOSE YOUR HEADTO GAIN A MINUTEYOU NEED YOUR HEADYOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT Burma Shave

DROVE TOO LONGDRIVER SNOOZINGWHAT HAPPENED NEXTIS NOT AMUSING Burma Shave

BROTHER SPEEDERLET'S REHEARSEALL TOGETHERGOOD MORNING, NURSE  Burma Shave

CAUTIOUS RIDERTO HER RECKLESS DEARLET'S HAVE LESS BULLAND A LITTLE MORE STEER   Burma Shave
 
SPEED WAS HIGHWEATHER WAS NOTTIRES WERE THINX MARKS THE SPOT   Burma Shave

THE MIDNIGHT RIDEOF PAUL FOR BEERLED TO A WARMERHEMISPHERE Burma Shave

AROUND THE CURVELICKETY-SPLITBEAUTIFUL CARWASN'T IT? Burma Shave

NO MATTER THE PRICENO MATTER HOW NEWTHE BEST SAFETY DEVICEIN THE CAR IS YOU  Burma Shave

A GUY WHO DRIVESA CAR WIDE OPENIS NOT THINKIN'HE'S JUST HOPIN   Burma Shave

AT INTERSECTIONSLOOK EACH WAYA HARP SOUNDS NICEBUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY  Burma Shave

BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEELEYES ON THE ROADTHAT'S THE SKILLFULDRIVER'S CODE   Burma Shave

THE ONE WHO DRIVESWHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKINGDEPENDS ON YOUTO DO HIS THINKING  Burma Shave

CAR IN DITCHDRIVER IN TREETHE MOON WAS FULLAND SO WAS HE.  Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONETAKE IT SLOWLET OUR LITTLESHAVERS GROW  Burma Shave