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Quotes of the Day
"No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office." - Covert Bailey
"If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people." - Jim Eason
"A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car." - Carrie Snow
"A waist is a terrible thing to mind." - Ziggy (Tom Wilson)
"I got kicked out of ballet class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn't mine."- Rita Rudner
"Those in the cheaper seats clap. The rest of you rattle your jewelry."- John Lennon (1940 - 1980)
"The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other." --Ronald Reagan
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