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Political One-Liners

# In democracy it's your vote that counts;In feudalism it's your count that votes.  Mogens Jallberg

# The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.  Larry Hardiman

# 'In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.' Thomas Pickering

# 'Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.'  Ronald Reagan

# 'The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it'.  Ronald Reagan

# 'I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting'.  Ronald Reagan

# Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.  Gore Vidal ♪

# 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies'.  Sir Ernest Benn

# 'In politics, absurdity is not a handicap'.  Napoleon Bonaparte.

# On my arrival in the United States I was struck by the degree of ability among the governed and the lack of it among the governing.' Alexis de Toqueville

# 'Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy'.  Ernest Benn

# 'Politics makes strange bedfellows rich'.  Wayne Haisley

# 'You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.'  Joseph Levine

# Don't vote. You'll only encourage them.  Anon

# 'Although he is regularly asked to do so, God does not take sides in American politics.'  George Mitchell.

# A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.  Mark Twain

# Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.  Kin Hubbard

# When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. PJ O'Rourke

# Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.  Will Rogers