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Driving Quotes

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. ~Author Unknown

Hug your kids at home, but belt them in the car. ~Author Unknown

Each year it seems to take less time to fly across the ocean and longer to drive to work. ~Author Unknown

If everything comes your way, you are in the wrong lane. ~Author Unknown

Anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. ~Author Unknown

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. ~Jason Love