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Famous Last Words
* - I'll get a world record for this.
* - It's fireproof.
* - He's probably just hibernating.
* - What does this button do?
* - I'm making a citizen's arrest.
* - So, you're a cannibal.
* - It's probably just a rash.
* - Are you sure the power is off?
* - Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
* - The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
* - Pull the pin and count to what?
* - Which wire was I supposed to cut?
* - I wonder where the mother bear is.
* - I've seen this done on TV.
* - These are the good kind of mushrooms.
* - I'll hold it, and you light the fuse.
* - Let it down slowly.
* - Rat poison only kills rats.
* - Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
* - It's strong enough for both of us.
* - This doesn't taste right.
* - I can make this light before it changes.
* - Nice doggie.
* - I can do that with my eyes closed.
* - I've done this before.
* - Trust me
* - Well, we've made it this far.
* - That's odd.
* - You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
* - Don't be so superstitious.
* - Now watch this.
* - What duck?
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