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Quotes About US Cities



"If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later." - Will Rogers

"New York, the nation's thyroid gland." - Christopher Morley

"Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees." - David Letterman

"Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors." - Walter Winchell

"Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose." - Nelson Algren

"Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee." - Leonard Louis Levinson

"Aside from the murders, DC has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Marion Barry







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