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A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!'

April - Trapped on escalator for hours .... Power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm...... Car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's..... They are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ..... Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!