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If They're Drinking This - They are.......
A number of New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
Drink: BeerPersonality: Casual, low-maintenance, down to earth.Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender DrinksPersonality: Flaky, whiny, annoying, a pain in the butt.Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.
Drink: Mixed DrinksPersonality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, very picky, knows exactly what she wants.Your Approach: You won't have to approach her; if she is interested, she'll send you a drink.
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel, see below)Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated yet giggles.Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White ZinfandelPersonality: Easy, thinks she is classy and sophisticated, but actually has no clue.Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is; this should be an easy target.
Drink: ShotsPersonality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and is looking to get totally drunk ... and naked.Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed this evening. Nothing to do but wait. However, be careful not to make her mad!
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