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Funny Senior Quotes

1 I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap. ~ Bob Hope

2 To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States. ~ George W. Bush

3 Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. ~ Herbert Henry Asquith

4 Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously. ~ G.K. Chesterton

5 Don't worry about avoiding temptation... as you grow older, it will avoid you. ~ Winston Churchill

6 It's not a field, I think, for people who need to have success every day if you can't live with a nightly sort of disaster, you should get out. I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. ~ John Malkovich

7 You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him. ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

8 We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure-full of surprises. Some good. Some bad. ~ Henry Bromel

9 By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere. ~ Billy Crystal

10 We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. ~ Will Rogers

11 Recently, I was asked if I was going to fire an employee who made a mistake that cost the company 600,000. No, I replied, I just spent 600,000 training him. Why would I want somebody to hire his experience. ~ Thomas John Watson Sr

12 Maybe it's true that life begins at 50... but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ~ Phyllis Diller

13 The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. ~ Anonymous

14 My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. ~ Ed Furgol

15 A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
~ Theodore Roosevelt

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