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Famous Malapropisms

"Your ambition - is that right - is to abseil across the English channel?" - Cilla Black

"It is beyond my apprehension." - Danny Ozark, baseball team manager

"Listen to the blabbing brook." - Norm Crosby

"This is unparalyzed in the state's history." - Gib Lewis, Texas Speaker of the House

"She's really tough; she's remorseful." - David Moorcroft

"And then he [Mike Tyson] will have only channel vision." - Frank Bruno, boxer

"Cardial - as in cardial arrest." - Eve Pollard

"Marie Scott... has really plummeted to the top." - Alan Weeks

"He's going up and down like a metronome." - Ron Pickering

"He's on 90... 10 away from that mythical figure." - Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator

"Unless somebody can pull a miracle out of the fire, Somerset are cruising into the semi-final." - Fred Trueman

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile." - George W. Bush

"The police are not here to create disorder, they're here to preserve disorder." - Richard Daley, former Chicago mayor

"He was a man of great statue." - Thomas Menino, Boston mayor

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child." - Dan Quayle, Vice President

"Well, that was a cliff-dweller." - Wes Westrum, about a close baseball game

"If Gower had stopped that [cr icket ball] he would have decapitated his hand." - Farokh Engineer

"We seem to have unleased a hornet's nest." - Valerie Singleton

"This series has been swings and pendulums all the way through." - Trevor Bailey, cricket commentator

"Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it." - Mike Smith, ordering a salad at a restaurant

"It's got lots of installation." - Mike Smith, describing his new coat