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A Thanksgiving Day Poem
A THANKSGIVING POEM* author unknown
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEPI TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -THE DARK MEAT AND WHITEBUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATIONWITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATIONTHE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,FLOATING INTO THE SKYWITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDINGAND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOAREDPAST THE TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THECRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVYHAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!
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