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A Thanksgiving Day Poem

A THANKSGIVING POEM* author unknown

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEPI TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -THE DARK MEAT AND WHITEBUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATIONWITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATIONTHE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE. GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES, PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND, 'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,FLOATING INTO THE SKYWITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDINGAND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOAREDPAST THE TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THECRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVYHAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!